… when you’re leaving the building, and you push on the wrong side of the door (the part that’s hinged, instead of the side that swings open). and you run your face into the door.
… when you see someone you think you recognize from your apartment but aren’t sure. then you keep staring at them ’cause if it is them you don’t want to be rude and ignore them as you pass, but then you’ve been staring at them for 12 seconds straight and they think you’re just a weirdo. then you’re too embarrassed to even say hi.
… when you realized you’ve eaten 2 boxes of thin mints by yourself in 1 week.
… when you realize your dog farts every time she jumps up on the couch, but friends are around and you think they think it’s you.
… when keystone light is in your fridge.
… when you’ve fallen asleep on the couch before 9. for the third day in a row.
… when you respond playfully to your girl friend’s tweet (“let’s make a date out of it!”) but realize it was their fiance instead.
… when you’ve realized that all of the above have happened in the past 7 days.
Tell me something funny/awkward that’s happened to YOU recently!