Twenty-eight things I dig about you, Weez,
1. your laugh. 2. your kind heart.3. your laid back nature 4. how you always open the door for me. 5. your work ethic 6. the way you say my name 7. how much you extremely dislike socks 8. the way you answer the phone 9. how close you are with your family 10. your off the HOOK pad thai recipe 11. how comfortable you are in your own skin 12. when you sing for me 13. your effortless confidence 14. how much you love your cat (even though i’m crazy allergic to her) 15. you’re a man of your word 16. the way everyone (including myself) looks up to you as a leader 17. your diehard passion for all detroit teams 18. how you always serve me first 19. how you remember to pack things you know i’ll forget when we go camping 20. the sheer number of metallica concerts you’ve been to 21. that you always, selflessly, put others first 22. how crazy blue your eyes get when you wear that SV hoodie 23. your supreme hug-giving skills 24. how you still can’t figure out T9 texting 25. how you can name every kind of wild life imaginable 26. that one time you died your hair to look like a soccer ball 27. the way your beard tickles when you kiss me 28. your laugh (seriously, that thing is worth at least two mentions)
Happy birthday to the most rad man ever. You’re exquisite. You make me crazy happy. When I’m with you, I feel like I’m on top of the world. You’re cooler than anyone I know. I love you more than anything.
I looked it up in a book.